For Father's Day, I told my dad I was feeling generous and wanted to buy him something extravagant.

He looked at me and said, "Hi generous, I'm dad!"

I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day

and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'

My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper

but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower