Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to you, I've been feeling a little stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to someone, I'm feeling a little drained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.