Knock knock. Who's there? Documentation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags, we're going on vacation!

Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

Existential Crisis who? I'm not sure, I've been questioning the meaning of my own existence and the nature of identity, so the concept of a 'who' is somewhat fluid to me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Flour.

Flour who? I knead you to let me in, it's a loaf-ing matter.