Why did Bigfoot get kicked out of the local gym?

He kept disappearing right before leg day!

Why was the mummy always so bad at using his new smartphone?

He kept getting completely wrapped up in the apps!

Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

Because he wanted a bloody good haircut!