What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Spooky Puns

Thursday, April 30, 2026

You're always draining my resources.

More Halloween Jokes

Why did the pumpkin sit alone at the Halloween party?

Because it was jack-o'-lonely!

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

Because he heard it was to die for

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