๐ Halloween Joke
Spooky PunsThursday, April 30, 2026
What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?
You're always draining my resources.
More Halloween Jokes
Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?
Because he heard it was a real scream
Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?
Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!
Why did the werewolf go to the gym?
To get a paws-itive workout!
Why did the zombie go to the prom?
Because he heard it was to die for
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