Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

Because it had a vision problem

What's a vampire's favorite type of coffee?

De-coffin-ated!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

Because it was loaded with too much "sweet" cargo!