What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.

Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!