Why did the mummy go to therapy?

He had too many issues!

Why did the werewolf get confused at the pet store's grooming section?

He didn't know if he was supposed to ask for a trim or a *howl*-cut!

Why did the zombie go to the office supply store?

Because he was dying for some new pens

Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

Because they always find the sweetest routes!