Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Halloween party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her customers to stone when they asked for 'just a trim'!

What do ghosts like to put on their pancakes?

Boo-berry syrup!