Why did the mummy always use fabric softener?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Monster Mash

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Because he didn't want any more static cling with his bandages!

More Halloween Jokes

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

To get to the other sweet side!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

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