I was helping my kids with their science project, trying to grow crystals in a jar. We carefully mixed the solution and waited for what felt like forever for the crystals to form. As we were observing the jar, I started thinking about the process of crystal formation and how it's all about finding the right balance of ingredients and conditions.

I guess you could say it was a 'gem' of a project!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!