Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!

Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!