I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.