Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Marmalade who? Ma'am, I'd like to spread some cheer with a joke that's jam-packed with puns!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wire.

Wire who? Wire you not opening the door?

Knock knock. Who's there? Oblivion.

Oblivion who? *everything ceases to exist*

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

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