Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

He couldn't remember if he was supposed to wrap the candy or unwrap it!

Why did Medusa finally get a haircut?

Because she was tired of all her split ends turning to stone.

Why did the candy corn go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little corny!

Why did the werewolf get confused at the pet store's grooming section?

He didn't know if he was supposed to ask for a trim or a *howl*-cut!