I told my kids we were going to a grape concert tonight

They weren't amused, but I thought it was a crushing success

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.