๐จ Dad Joke
Classic DadWednesday, May 20, 2026
I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.
He was the core of the operation.
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and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us
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A dino-snore.
I was helping our neighbor fix their fence today, nailing boards and making sure it was sturdy. It was a lot of hard work out in the sun, really building up a sweat.
But honestly, I wasn't really *board* at all.
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and he said it was a shell of a job!
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