What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really fast and could catch the ball in mid-air. I was impressed and asked the owner how he trained his dog to be so agile.

He said it was a paws-itive reinforcement

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness. He showed us all the different types of trees and explained how he used special techniques to keep them healthy. As we were leaving, I asked him what his secret was to growing such great apples

and he said it was just a core value of his