Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party dressed up?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole podcast?

Because they heard it was a 'wrap'!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill