Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa give his lead elf a special ergonomic chair?

He wanted him to feel elf-evated in his position.

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

You'll shoot your *hare* out!