Knock knock. Who's there? Sue

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Monday, May 25, 2026

Sue who? Sue-per excited to meet you, it's a shoe-in for a new friend!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.

A pause who? No, just a pause. The joke's over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to you, I've been feeling a little stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf.

Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I'm busy!

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