Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

Why did the witch get a flat tire?

She ran over a spell-ing mistake!

Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?

He heard they give excellent howl-cuts!

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.