Knock knock. Who's there? That's what I'm asking.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Saturday, May 30, 2026

That's what I'm asking who? That's what I'm asking who wants to know who's on the other side of this door!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Noah.

Noah who? Noah body's home, I'm ark-ing around for someone to let me in.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me.

It's me who? It's me, and I'm not here for a joke. I actually need to borrow a cup of sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Amos.

Amos who? Amos *astounding* fact about puns is that Amos *clever* one is Amos *likely* to make you *a-moan*!

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