Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Sunday, May 31, 2026

Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Otto B.

Otto B. who? Otto B. a crime if you didn't laugh at that groan-worthy pun!

Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a

manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.

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