✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnySunday, May 31, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.
Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.
Donut who? Donut ask, just open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.
A pause who? No, just a pause. The joke's over.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.
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