Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Etch.

Etch who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase if you open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Oblivion.

Oblivion who? *everything ceases to exist*

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