✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyWednesday, June 17, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Sewers.
Sewers who? Sewers *nice* of you to ask, but these puns are really *sewers*-ing my patience, making me think it *sewers*ly time to *sewers*-t out a new joke writer!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? A series of percussive sounds.
A series of percussive sounds who? A series of percussive sounds doesn't usually introduce itself, but I felt it was important to be precise about what just occurred.
Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.
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