Why do Christmas carolers always sound so insistent?

Because they won't leave until they get their figgy pudding!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the North Pole factory implement a "bring your pet to work" day?

The elves needed some re-indeer-forcement.