Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole wellness program?

Because they needed to work through some Claus-trophobic issues.

Why did the elves implement an "open door" policy at Santa's workshop?

They wanted to encourage more elf-expression.

Why did Santa get an assistant?

He was tired of claus-trophobia in his office.