What do you call a snowman who's a great listener?

Chill

Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.