Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory?

He wasn't very elf-icient.

What's Santa's biggest challenge during peak season?

Managing his wrapper's block.

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

Because they wanted to file a grievance about all the Claus-trophobic workspaces!