Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

You look great, fir real!

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer