Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

Because he was outstanding in his field of holiday cheer