Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.