Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

Because it was loaded with too much "sweet" cargo!

Why did Medusa have trouble taking selfies?

Every time she tried, she'd just freeze up!

Why did the witch's cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

He didn't have the guts!