Why did the zombie go to the prom?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the Minotaur dread going to IKEA?

He could never find his way out of the showrooms!

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.