I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.

My wife and I have been married long enough that we've truly mastered shared living spaces.

She gets the bedroom closet, and I get the laundry basket in the hall.

Many people have offered advice to [Bride] and [Groom] on their big day. The best piece of advice I've heard is to always treat your partner like they're the only person in the world.

Especially when they're asking for the remote.

Before they got married, [Bride's Name] and [Groom's Name] probably envisioned idyllic mornings, waking up to birds chirping and breakfast in bed.

Now they'll get to experience the joys of waking up to a smoke detector chirping, because someone forgot the toast.