I remember when [Groom's Name] was really trying to impress [Bride's Name] back in their dating days. He'd talk about whisking her away for romantic weekends and cooking elaborate gourmet meals.

Now, I'm pretty sure his most impressive daily gesture is successfully navigating the Sunday morning grocery run without a list, and still remembering to pick up her favorite ice cream.

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.

My wife and I have a wonderful system for decision-making in our marriage.

She handles all the important life choices, and I get to pick what we order for dinner.

Marriage is all about compromise, especially when it comes to the thermostat.

In our house, it's a silent battle of wills, where one person sneakily adjusts it down, and the other person sneakily adjusts it up, both pretending they didn't touch it.