I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

Marriage is often described as a school, where you're constantly learning.

And the most important lesson you learn early on is that 'I'm sorry' can sometimes be translated as 'I love you... now please explain what I did wrong again?'

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

I've noticed that since getting married, our conversations have become very efficient

Now, instead of saying 'I love you', we just say 'WiFi password?' and the other person knows exactly what we mean