Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'

When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'

Now, his most romantic text is usually just, 'Did you remember to take the trash out?'

We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned