DJD
DadGirl TeaMillennialDirtyKnock-KnockChistesChristmasHalloweenThanksgivingValentine'sFather's DayKidsWedding

Wedding Joke of the Day

🇲🇽 Ver en Español

Sunday, April 5, 2026

AI-generated illustration for wedding joke: When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'
Marriage Humor

When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'

Now, his most romantic text is usually just, 'Did you remember to take the trash out?'

permalink →

Generate a Joke

Recent Wedding Jokes

AI-generated illustration for wedding joke: I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

Apr 5, 2026

Best Man Toast

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

permalink →
AI-generated illustration for wedding joke: On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.

Apr 4, 2026

Marriage Humor

On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.

permalink →
AI-generated illustration for wedding joke: My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

Apr 3, 2026

Marriage Humor

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

permalink →
AI-generated illustration for wedding joke: Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Apr 2, 2026

Best Man Toast

Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

permalink →

New jokes every day — bookmark this page!