Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her customers to stone when they asked for 'just a trim'!

Why did the doorbell get so tired on Halloween night?

Because it kept getting rung out!

Why did the black cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!