Why did the black cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

What did the vampire say to his dentist after a filling?

You've sucked the pain right out of it

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!