Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout!

What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

You're always draining my resources.

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

To get to the other sweet side!