They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.

We ended up baking bread for her charity bake sale.

I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

Now I'm finally comfortable with my body and can tango in front of my family.

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.