I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who knows how to use his tongue to really pleasure her.

So I started reading her audiobooks.

My girlfriend said she was bored with our sex life and wanted to try something that would really get her heart racing and leave her breathless.

So I suggested we do it in my mom's living room.