Dirty Joke of the Day

I've been dating a professional librarian, and she's been teaching me about the importance of cataloging and shelving our desires.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the art of precision and follow-through.

I've been dating a professional cartographer, and she's been teaching me how to navigate our relationship.

My girlfriend told me she wanted our relationship to 'evolve,' to 'reach new heights' and 'explore uncharted territory.'

I've been taking private lessons from a professional fencer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of parrying and riposting in a tight spot.

I was helping my neighbor prepare her garden last weekend. She said we needed to get down on our knees, really open up the soil, and plant some fresh seeds deep into the fertile ground. She even said the longer and harder we worked, the better the yield would be.