I was helping your mom fold laundry the other day, and I noticed this one sock that had lost its partner. It just sat there, all by itself in the basket.

I guess it was feeling a bit sock-lonely.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.