So, I was at the bakery this morning, picking up some fresh bread for breakfast. The baker was telling me about how early he has to start every day to get everything ready.

I guess he really kneads his job.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

I guess you could say she was a little off-beat.