So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!