๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadMonday, June 8, 2026
My dad's garage is so well-organized, he can find anything in it
except his social life
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My dad isn't the type to give big speeches or shower you with compliments.
But this Father's Day, when he saw I was having a rough week, he just quietly made my favorite breakfast and then left a perfectly organized, handwritten list of all the chores he'd already done around my apartment. That's how I know I'm loved.
I asked my dad what his ideal Father's Day relaxation involved.
He said, 'A few hours in the garage, finally organizing my screws by size and thread.'
I asked my dad for one piece of life advice he'd learned over the years, as a Father's Day gift.
He paused, thought for a long moment, and then said, 'Always make sure your phone is charged before you leave the house. Because that way, you can always call home.' My heart melted a little.
My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day this year.
But I know he'd be thrilled if someone just found that obscure Allen wrench he swore he lost 'right after he finished assembling that bookshelf in 2017.'
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