👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, June 9, 2026
So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently
and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!
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