👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, June 9, 2026
So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently
and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!
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So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a big sandcastle that someone had built. The kids were impressed by how tall it was, and we started talking about who could have made it. I joked that it must have been a professional builder, and then I saw the sign next to it that said
it was a 'castle' in the sand, built by a 'grain' architect
I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.
So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many
and he said it was a shell of a job!
Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?
Because it had so many dates!
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