I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!