Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language