Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'

I'm trying to start a career in beekeeping, but it's a hive of activity