Why did the cyclops get excited about his new job at the optometrist's office?

Because he had a vision for his career!

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the ghost always get through airport security so fast?

He had no body to check!

Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?

Because he was great at delivering scary letters