Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!

Why did Medusa get terrible service at the hair salon?

Because every time the stylist looked at her, they turned to stone!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the werewolf go to the hair salon?

Because it was having a hairy situation!