Why did the candy corn go to the party?

Because it was a-maize-ing!

Why did the witch's cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist

Why did the trick-or-treater wear sunglasses?

Because they didn't want to be *seen* eating all their candy at once!

Why did the mummy refuse to use the tumble dryer at the laundromat?

He was worried he'd unravel all his hard work!