I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session

My manager told us to 'embrace the chaos.'

Which I quickly translated to: 'we're understaffed and you're not getting a raise.'

Our CEO told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of our current workload.

I leaned so hard I almost fell into a nap.