๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutThursday, April 30, 2026
I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update
but my manager said that would 'kill the synergy' โ code for 'I love hearing myself talk'.
More Millennial Jokes
My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.
Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness
I love how our company says 'we're a family here'
except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
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