๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutThursday, April 30, 2026
I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update
but my manager said that would 'kill the synergy' โ code for 'I love hearing myself talk'.
More Millennial Jokes
My manager told me to 'embrace the chaos' as a growth opportunity.
My therapist just calls it 'a toxic work environment'.
I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion
But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails
Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks
because 'burnout is just a state of mind'
My boomer neighbor told me to 'invest in real estate.'
So I bought three new houseplants.
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