So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

I decided to get a job at the bakery.

I figured I kneaded the dough.