I was trying to help your mom put together this new coffee table she bought online. It had a ton of screws and diagrams, and I spent ages trying to figure out which piece went where.

It was a real *table* of contents.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised

I'm having a whale of a time trying to catch up on my seafood blog, but it's always a reel challenge.