Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

Why did the Christmas carolers have to take a break from singing?

They kept losing their 'treble'!

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

Because they wanted to handle every *present* themselves!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.