Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

Because they wanted to file a grievance about all the Claus-trophobic workspaces!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why are elves so good at making toys?

They have a lot of elf-esteem!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer