What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

They wanted to toy with some new ideas.