Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite

Why did the head elf take a course in public speaking?

He wanted to learn how to deliver his *present*-ations more effectively.

Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?

Because it was feeling a little root-less and wanted to branch out.